How to run an anarchist insurance on the darknet
written by Insurgeon in June 2024 (pgp, contact)
I am an anarchist. I believe, that people own themselves and that the rules which govern how we interact with each
other should be based on mutual consent. If I decide to live in a way that is consistent with my worldview, I will
be robbed, kidnapped, and eventually murdered by criminal thugs with badges. Peaceful people around the world are
subjected to erratic tyranny with rules that defy all logic. Individuals are attacked by governments for speaking
their mind, for running a business, for taking medicine and for not taking medicine, for trading and for not
trading, for gardening, for keeping their own property for themselves, for owning a gun, for raising chickens, for
running a website, for refusing to murder people, for ignoring made-up patents, for healing, for teaching their
own *****ren and even for singing a primitive song.
I know that I am by far not the only one who is tired of this barbarity.
I did not consent to be part of their hellish mockery of a society.
I want out as fast as possible.
There is no messiah who is going to save us. We cannot vote our way out. We need something else - a righteous,
effective and sustainable revolt against the fiat world. Why don't we, as liberty-loving, non-violent people,
band together and form a voluntary insurance against
unprovoked and random attacks by the state and state-like entities? Such an insurance could provide passive and
eventually active protection against the fiat barbarians. This organization could easily exist on a blockchain as a
Decentralized Anonymous Corporation. The required technology is available right now to
everyone. By properly aligning incentives within the corporation, it should be able to sustain itself financially
and make necessary adjustments as needed to ensure its long-term viability.
I'm so done with clown-world. Let's work together and free our kin!
Let me explain my vision with a short fictional story set in the near future.
You are an established weed grower and vendor on the so-called darknet. Gardening has been your passion for many
years, and you provide your loyal customers with a high-quality product. They are happy, you are happy, win-win,
right? There is a catch. Since this activity is not approved by your local oligarchs, you, like many of your peers,
constantly live in fear of being robbed and kidnapped by so-called law enforcement.
For some time, you were reading positive reviews of a new darknet service that promises a remedy: An anarchist
corporation which is known as "the guild" (Global Underground Insurance for Libertarian
Dissidents) offers insurance against unprovoked and random acts of aggression by the state and state-like
entities like drug cartels or biker gangs.
Eventually, your curiosity prevails. You give them a shot and contact the insurance company's hotline using one of
their secure communication methods. The hotline agent begins a cursory assessment to weed out trolls and frauds. You
answer truthfully, and are deemed worthy of further communication. He informs you that he has
forwarded your contact to a case agent who is familiar with your business and your local jurisdiction.
Your case agent's nickname is John. He begins the conversation by providing a PGP signed proof that he is a
certified guild agent. His style of communication is factual and on-point. Agent John knows how to efficiently
extract salient information about your needs and your threat model without pressuring you to reveal your real life
identity.
After the basic questions are answered, you should conclude the talk by clearly stating what you expect from each
other: You want to be compensated for any losses in the event of an arrest or robbery. This includes your stolen
weed, stolen equipment, cash, electronic devices, and any damages that the attackers inflict on your property, such
as the damaged door of your house, forfeited property, and fines. Additionally, you want a specific compensation for
each day you spent in jail, and the insurance should also cover the cost of the lawyer and court fees. Agent John
explains the guild's expectations. The insurance expects you to actively reduce your risks while elevating your
ethical standards. He sends you a link to the "guild guide" and explains the key points covered in it and states:
"Regular insurance policies have detailed terms of service written in legal jargon that most people
neither read nor fully understand. We have our wiki instead. It is a vital part of the contract.
It explains how the insurance is structured, and it contains mandatory operational procedures for your business
written in common language. Not following this code of conduct, and therefore taking unnecessary risks, voids the
contract! No money-back! Especially the part about ethics is very important to us. We are objectively the good
guys. If you want to be a criminal, join the police force or get into politics. The guild does not sell insurance
to criminals.
Agent John gives you several days' time to study the wiki and write down any further questions while he works
on contract proposals with the risk department.
You find a comfortable place to sit with a tablet in your hand, and you start studying the "guild guide". The first
chapter starts with a familiar phrase from the Bill of Rights. It explains libertarian doctrines and how
humanity took a wrong turn in creating the current post-modern clown show we are forced to live in. The next chapter
explains the corporation's purpose, its structure, and member roles. Another chapter explains ethical standards for
all members and associates. Another chapter is comparable to the well-known "darknet bible". It contains OPSEC best
practices and technical advice. As a seasoned darknet vendor, you already follow most of these rules and best
practices, as they are based on common sense.
The most interesting chapter to you is the part where the book explains how to use clever cryptography to buy
insurance while remaining anonymous and how the disclosure of your identity works in case of an accident. Only you
know the full contents of your contract, and only you can decide to reveal parts of it to certain individuals. Your
agent and his peers know only parts of the contract which are relevant for their specific area of expertise. The
guild's processes follow the "arcane" doctrines: Auditability, Randomization,
Compartmentalization, Anonymization, Need-to-know and libertarian Ethics.
All processes are completed with an anonymized and cryptographically signed document. They ensure that
all documents and contracts are signed in a manner that enables them to serve as breadcrumbs in an audit to
reconstruct the history of every case. However, there is not a single agent in the organization with the power to
put it all together and fully de-anonymize customers without the help of other agents. These doctrines provide a
high level of privacy and robustness. Several key agents or even the guild leader could be compromised or taken out
and the guild would still be able to function properly. The explanations sound sensible to you.
Now, you read the chapter about the guild's structure in detail.
The insurance is divided into two groups: the investors and the agents. The investors
provide capital for the corporation, and they receive dividends in proportion to their shares. Investors are then
divided into two subgroups: shareholders and stakeholders. Shareholders are anonymous. They are in it for the
dividends and can sell their shares whenever they wish. They have no further influence on guild politics and do not
receive any special privileges. Stakeholders, on the other hand, are pseudonymous. They are individuals and
entities with a solid reputation, such as darknet market administrators, community forum moderators, established
vendors, and other service providers. Their function is to control the treasury (a 51% consensus is needed for a
payout) and to prevent an exit scam by combining their individual trustworthiness into one single entity. In
addition to being heavily invested in the corporation, they are also insuring each other which further decreases the
likelihood for fraud. The stakeholders' shares yield more dividends, and they influence insurance policies, as their
consensus controls the capital flow. The other group, known as "the agents", consists of specialized workers. They
are led by the guild leader, whose main responsibility is to compile all the process reports into a comprehensible
budget plan and then justify and acquire the next budget from the stakeholders. All agents and stakeholders are
insured as well, meaning they all have skin in the game. When it comes to the
size of the budget, both groups have slightly different goals. Agents want higher wages, meaning they want a larger
budget. Stakeholders also want to earn money, but they prefer the budget not to be bigger than necessary. This is
because every coin spent from the treasury means less dividends for shareholders. An intentional and continuous
power struggle exists between the guild leader and stakeholders in order to effectively manage the treasury. Each
stakeholder has the right to demand an audit of every expense claimed by the guild leader. The guild leader is
expected to provide detailed proof of the necessity of every expense without compromising corporate security and
individual privacy.
You set the tablet aside. The information seems to make sense to you. However, you are still unsure if the whole
thing is legitimate, so you decide to compile a list of questions for agent John.
Your agent contacts you again.
Agent John: "I talked to risk-department. We have determined that your risk-profile is too low to justify
active protection measures. Since neither active monitoring nor field agents will be required, we can offer you
passive protection coverage at a very competitive price."
The guild agent presents two contracts: One for a fully comprehensive insurance plan and another for a much cheaper
co-insurance plan with a co-payment.
You answer: "The former is too expensive but the latter looks sensible. I read your wiki and I have
some questions before I accept the deal."
Agent John: "Sure"
You: "Is this a honeypot?"
Agent John: "I am very confident that it is not because the guild leader and the stakeholders
implemented a
very thorough and intrusive vetting process which all agents need to submit to. In addition, the corporation is
structured in a way to be able to tolerate some penetration by malicious actors. As you may have read on the
wiki, our doctrines include strict compartmentalization, need-to-know principles, randomization, and transparent
auditing. All stakeholders are vouching for us. I trust the guild's processes. I'm insured as well."
You: "OK, but how can I be sure that this DAO will pay out as promised?"
Agent John: "The stakeholders are auditing everything. Check our payout history in the official
records."
You: "Yeah, but what can I do if I am being treated badly or simply ignored?"
Agent John: "Since all stakeholders are pseudonymous and known to the public, any one of them can trigger
an audit of your case. You only need to convince one of them that you have been wronged. Remember that we, as agents
and
stakeholders, are also insured; therefore, we are incentivized to follow the golden rule of morality:
Treat everyone the way you want to be treated. Our stakeholders need to be sure that they will be treated
well if their assets are on the line. They have a good reason to investigate any accusations of fraud by agents.
Reputation is everything."
You: "How much personal information do I need to disclose after an accident and to whom?"
Agent John: "Only as much as necessary. The method of revealing identities varies. It depends on your
threat model.
With a passive protection coverage plan like yours, it could go like this: Your randomly assigned case agent
could, for example, ask you to order a specific meal and then eat it in front of a mirror while your camera is on
the whole time. He would then ask you to send your footage to a randomly selected specialist for a deepfake check.
These specialists do not know your case or if the footage is even connected to a case."
You: "Okay, but the other agent knows my identity. How is this an improvement?"
Agent John: "There are other agents who, for example, simply transcribe media into text and replace all
names
and addresses with placeholders. They don't know if the document is legitimate or fake, or if it is just an internal
test. Imagine a nerdy kid from malaysia who earns more than his whole family combined by transcribing boring court
documents from the other side of the world. Other agents check official documents for validity without knowing if
they are related to any case at all.
Imagine a deep-fake expert from Pakistan who receives a video showing a westerner who pets a cat and then walks
around waving a document. The expert's job is to decide if the clip is genuine or a deep-fake and then to
delete the file.
Your case agent will never see the actual footage of the evidence he asks you to provide. Instead, he will work
with signed and heavily redacted transcripts. Everything is compartmentalized and internally tested as much as
possible to ensure your privacy stays protected from commercial and fiat actors. Only you will keep copies of the
original footage."
You: "Sounds complicated."
Agent John: "It may sound complicated, but every step is actually very simple. Your case agent will
guide you
through the process. He will document everything you both said and did, and he will send you a signed copy for the
record."
You: "How can I be sure that all these agents are not just the same person, or that you all share my
information anyway?"
Agent John: "As mentioned before, the stakeholders have a lot to lose and they are also insured.
Therefore, the vetting process for agents is very thorough and intrusive. All agents are certified by the guild
leader. Their PGP keys are also signed by him and publicly listed. We even have an internal hacking department whose
sole purpose is to hack and social-engineer our processes in order to make us more resilient. Maybe I'm talking
to one of our hackers right now? I don't know and I don't care. I'm just doing my job by the book."
You: "OK, last question: How does the insurance company determine prices?"
Agent John: "In general, the price is determined by supply and demand, but that is not my area of
expertise.
If you have more general questions, you can join the public discussion board."
Several minutes pass.
Agent John: "You showed interest in my second proposal. Are you ready to begin the process as
described in the guidelines?"
Your mind races back and forth. ***** it, let's do it. Agent John leads you through the process and explains
all parts of the contract. What is covered and what is not, your duties, the guild's duties, premiums, price
changes, duration, and how the contract may end. You are asked to take photos of your government ID, passport, and
your
latest utility bill. This insurance contract consists of two parts: a public part and a confidential part. The
public part is available for audits and contains the checksum of the confidential part.The confidential part
contains the checksums of the photos you just took.
Agent John: "It is your responsibility to back up these documents. No one else, besides you, will have
access
to the original images and the confidential section of the contract.
You will only be able to claim damages if you preserve all of these documents without a single byte changed.
I strongly recommend that you create a hidden, long-term storage for backing up all of these files along with your
PGP key like the "guild guide" suggests."
You accept the terms and clear-sign the final version of the public part. Agent John then clear-signs the result
after you.
Agent John: "The checksum of this mutually signed contract will appear in the blockchain-timestamped
public guild records as soon as you pay your insurance premium. I'm sending you a signed transcript of our chat.
For your records. You may also back it up if you want. Welcome to the guild. The guild protects."
After you paid the premium, your contract's checksum appeared on the official guild site as a new contract. You are
still not sure if you just lost money to a sophisticated scam or if it was a good decision. Time will tell.
Several accident-free months pass. Then it happens: Your neighbour's water pipe bursts and you are not present.
Your npc landlord enters without your permission to assess property damage. He discovers your operation.
The system pigs kidnap you as you return home, and they steal your weed, your growing equipment, and your electronic
devices, too. You need money to hire a competent fiat-lawyer to represent you in their dumb fiat-court.
Fortunately, you had the foresight to pay your insurance premiums on time, and you
followed your agent's advice to back up and hide copies of your contract and all necessary files to claim damages.
A few days later, the barbarians released you from their cage. You now need money to hire one of their lawyers to
represent you in their court. Since your electronic devices were stolen, you acquire new hardware in order to
contact the guild hotline.
After a brief assessment, you will be redirected to your randomly assigned case agent. Agent Smith contacts you and
the damage assessment process begins. Like your former agent John, he begins the
conversation by showing a PGP-signed proof that he is a certified guild agent. You explain truthfully what happened
and that you need a lawyer to help you. You also mention that you have receipts of new hardware you had to buy.
Agent Smith: "I hear you, friend. The guild is here to help, but first, we need to establish if you are
who you claim to be. Please send me the confidential portion of your contract."
You comply.
Agent Smith: "The contract contains the checksums of five files. I need anonymized transcripts."
Agent Smith sends you the contact information of several agents along with signed commission documents. He asks you
to contact the agents and show them their respective documents, as well as the corresponding files.
You comply.
Each agent responds after a while with a PGP clear-signed text containing the content of your scanned documents.
However, your name, address, and other private information snippets are replaced with placeholders. You contact
agent Smith after reviewing the documents.
You: I have your signed transcripts. Would you like me to send them to you?
Agent Smith: "Yes, if you acknowledge that the transcripts are correct, I'll add them to your case file.
The transcription agents sent the files with the placeholders directly to the audit department. I am currently
contacting the audit department to inquire if there are any discrepancies in your data."
Several minutes pass.
Agent Smith: "Audit department is quick today; they have just confirmed that the names on all of your
documents match. This is good news, but it doesn't necessarily mean that these documents are legitimate. Now, I need
you to do a round with the fraud department."
You forward your files again, but this time to fraud agents. Two hours pass.
Agent Smith: "Fraud department contacted me. Your documents do not meet their standards. They are
unwilling to give me their final OK yet. We will need to have a more thorough third round. I need you to film
yourself eating with your hands. Please grab something to eat and one of the original documents and tell me when you
are ready."
You: "Why? What are you doing with this video? Is this because of deepfake?"
Agent Smith: "Yes, are you able to obtain a checksum of a video from your phone? If not, please install
an app that can perform this task and let me know when you are ready."
You installed a checksum app on your cellphone and use it on a test video you made.
You: "I'm ready, but may I ask who the guy is that I'm sending the video to?"
Agent Smith: "The guild has several deep fake specialists on standby. A specialized department
randomly chooses an agent for me. The agent won't know any details about the case except that he has to transcribe
and check a video. I don't choose the specialist, and therefore I can't tell you more about him. Are you ready?"
You: "Yes. What am I supposed to do?"
Agent Smith: "Good. Show your face and the government ID that you sent to the fraud agent. Move the ID
slowly in and out, *****m in and out. Please film yourself eating with your hands and record your face. The video
should be no longer than 3 minutes. Once completed, please generate a checksum of the video file and send it to me
as soon as possible."
You repeat the chore but this time with the video. It takes long to upload. Eventually the deep fake person
responds with an anonymized and signed transcript. You forward it to your case agent.
Agent Smith: "Transcript received, fraud department gave it's OK. You are legit. We are friends now."
You both discuss how to proceed with your court case. Agent Smith asks you a series of very specific questions
about your accident. He recommends a lawyer. Your contract states that the insurance pays compensation for your
stolen hardware and the lawyer costs in advance. You submit all documents and bills through the standard
verification process, and your agent initiates anonymous payouts in accordance with your coverage. You both stay in
touch over the next few months until your final day in court. The so-called justice system gives you "probation" and
extorts you for a large sum of money. Instead of using the proper words like extortion and robbery they call it
"fine", "court fees" and "forfeiture" to give their crimes against you the appearance of legitimacy.
Your lawyer recommends accepting the outcome. Smith demands transcripts of all court documents and protocols
of your conversations with the lawyer. After studying all documents in detail agent
Smith is convinced that you honoured your side of the contract. Hence, he proposes to fully compensate you according
to your coverage, i.e. your last payout will contain all extortion fees, the stolen money and
compensation for your days in jail.
Days pass.
Agent Smith: "Fraud and audit departments have accepted my proposal to initiate the final
big payout minus co-payment. It has been scheduled. Now it's up to the stakeholders to confirm and cash out.
Let's hope, that this is our last chat. It was a pleasure working with you.
I wish you all the best, and please feel free to share your experience with others (if possible).
The guild protects."
You answer in kind.
During the last months, you have become familiar with the inner workings of the guild. As a result, you are now
able to interpret the regular stakeholder meetings and follow the process for scheduled payouts. Your payout
proposal received no special attention. It was approved and the coins were sent to your wallet. What would have been
nerve-wracking months and life-changing burdens turned into a minor inconvenience for you, thanks to the insurance.
You feel that a new historical period has begun. It feels good to be part of it.
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